Monday, January 30, 2006

Jesus and His Penis

I was just wondering about how Jesus dealt with His dick. I know chicks just will not be able to relate, well because they don't have one. But for me the idea of Jesus and His penis is interesting.

Ages 0-12

Most of us guys (when we are young) just take our dicks for granted, we really don't even think of them. Mostly we are concerned with other peoples genitalia. The old I'll show you mine if you show me yours stuff. I'll bet you money Jesus did the same thing.

Ages 13-19

This is where we as males basically center on our dicks. I mean there is a lot going on "down there." We get morning wood (every day) and we have wet dreams, if we leave it alone long enough to have any. I wonder, did Jesus have wet dreams? I know he had morning wood, because it is just physically impossible NOT to get it. So if he was like me, and all other guys, that push into the bed really feels good.

So masturbation, did Jesus do it? I'll bet, like the rest of us, he did. Was that a sin? I don't think so. Here is an aside .... I wonder how big His dick was? I mean He was supposed to be God's son, and If I were God I give my boy a big cock, wouldn't you?



Ages 20-30

Hmmm, of course the Bible is very silent on these years, as it is during his youth. I just wonder if Jesus has a lot of sex during this time. I mean He was a carpenter, and we all have seen porn when the carpenter comes into the lonely wife and says.... "well I am done, anything else I can do for you ....?"

Ages 31-33

Well the Bible does tell us a lot (kind of) about Jesus' life during these years, one thing is for sure, he like to hang out with the boys!

Onanite

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Oh Those Nasty Baptist Pastors!

Good old Doyle Harper Pastor of Garden View Baptist Church in Jacksonville FL and is a (snicker) famous singer with The Harper Brothers was arrested for propositioning a prostitute only blocks away from his church!

Oh you naughty little man. Here is a picture of the "man of God." Read the full story here.



Onanite

Is Your Car Out of the Closet?

I didn't know that cars can be closeted, but I guess they can. Here at this site, you can check out if your car, or the car you want to buy, is gay friendly.

http://www.gaywheels.com/

Check it out, it is an interesting site.

Onanite

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Great Things About Being Gay

1) Lots of super sex. AND there are no strings attached. Way cool

2) No kids. You have hundreds of thousands of dollars over a lifetime to spend on fun, or save for retirement.

3) Seperate accounts - If one of you gets sick they can collect from the government while the other partner lives the life of riley!

4) Living Trusts - Available to all of us for a small amount of money. Make sure your partner gets all your assets

5) No children "waiting for you to die" to get your money

The benifits go on and on ...

I love being a queer!

Onanite

Friday, January 27, 2006

IQ and Politics

Well the numbers are basically in. Lower IQ folks voted for and support Georgie Bush. Pretty obvious to most of us. Here is a good breakdown state by state:

http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm

It is a well known fact that religious fanatics, like the neo-Nazi Xtian right wing in America hold much lower IQ ratings than the average Atheist. Too bad they are so able to control things in the country.

Onanite

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Closet Cases

I just connected with a friend of mine about visiting him in the next few days. He lives in a city relatively close, and I will stay for a few days. There are some nice gay bars in his town, and I like to go out. When we were younger, we would go out all the time. It was fun.

Well at the end of our discussion he says, "If you want to go out to any gay bars, that's cool, but I won't go." Seems that he has become a big closet case and is afraid somebody will see him at a gay bar.

Now this friend of mine is 62 years old, never been married and lives alone. He works as a trainer (computers) and has contact with lots of people in his community. Although he is not flamboyant by any means, he does fit the gay stereotype a bit. Very clean, likes good wine and food, etc.

What is really funny to me is that my guess is everyone knows he is an old queer. I don't know who he thinks he is fooling. It really kind of irked me that he is allowing others to force him into the closet. He (and his type) are the reason that gay rights are not considered human rights.

If all of us came out and stood our ground it would be a lot harder for the neo-nazi xtian types to get a foothold and force us into the closet. Makes me want to "out" him. I would never do that of course, but the thought enterd my mind.

I don't know, just kinda pissed me off....

Onanite

Wednesday, January 25, 2006

Heaven

Talking Heads : Heaven

Everyone is trying to get to the bar.
The name of the bar, the bar is called Heaven.
The band in Heaven plays my favorite song.
They play it once again, they play it all night long.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

There is a party, everyone is there.
Everyone will leave at exactly the same time.
Its hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, and so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.

When this kiss is over it will start again.
It will not be any different, it will be exactly
the same.
It's hard to imagine that nothing at all
could be so exciting, could be so much fun.

Heaven is a place where nothing every happens.
Heaven is a place where nothing every happens.

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Today's Fashions Suck

Being a gay man, I appreciate hot bodies for sure. I remember when I was younger; guys could really show off their bodies. Nice tight jeans and shirts. NICE. I have no idea what young guys are thinking nowadays. I look at what they wear and just shake my head.

Pants ... WAY too big and hanging down below their asses. I have no idea how they even keep them up. Sure when they are shirtless it is kind of nice to see their tight asses, but usually all you see is baggy pants. And then of course you cannot see any basket at all. Nothing hotter than a guy packing a big unit in some tight pants.

Shirts ... Also too big. I mean come on guys; you are wasting a good body if you have a XXL shirt on. Let the old pot belly guys try to hide their fat, if you are young and in shape, show off your hot body!

If you are young and hot, show it off! Maybe the reason all the young guys want these baggy clothes is that they are all out of shape. Who knows?

I am patiently waiting for thigh clothes to come back. Please, if their is a fashion god, let it be soon!

Onanite

Monday, January 23, 2006

Sick of Christians

I am really sick of Christians. They try to force their beliefs on everyone, and it is getting old very fast. Say I thought the Bible said that in the last days Christians would be persecuted? I sure don't see it. I guess we are not in the "last days."

Onanite

Sunday, January 22, 2006

Hmmmm ...

Want a cool bumper sticker for your car? Check out the link to my home church for information on how you can get cool bumber stickers like this one:



Have a good day of rest.

Onanite

Saturday, January 21, 2006

Caught Closet Cases

Here is the full story about Lonnie Latham:
http://www.washblade.com/2006/1-20/news/national/baptist-bust.cfm



A history of glass houses

By LAURA DOUGLAS-BROWN

Remember the adage that “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”? Lonnie Latham is only the latest in prominent opponents of gay rights to open themselves up to charges of hypocrisy based upon their own conduct.

ROY COHN

As a tough young lawyer who assisted red-baiting Sen. Joseph McCarthy, Cohn was merciless in rooting out and ruining suspected Communists and gay men in Washington and Hollywood.

But Cohn himself was a gay man who craved pornography and frequently used the services of rent boys. He never acknowledged being gay, despite frequenting gay bars in the 1970s, according to GLBTQ, an online encyclopedia of gay culture. In his later years, he spoke out against New York City’s first gay rights law.

Three times tried and acquitted of conspiracy, bribery and fraud, Cohn was disbarred two months before his 1986 death from AIDS, which he insisted was liver cancer.

JOHN PAULK

Paulk appeared in “ex-gay” ads in national media in 1998 and on the cover of Newsweek with his “ex-lesbian” wife, Anne Paulk. But he was spotted in Mr. P’s, a gay bar in Washington, D.C., in September 2000.

When Paulk was seen in the gay bar, he initially claimed he only entered Mr. P’s to use the restroom. But Paulk later admitted he was seeking the “easy camaraderie” of his former stomping grounds because of the “great deal” of stress in his life.
After Paulk’s gay bar visit, Exodus International, a leading ex-gay organization where Paulk served as board chair, placed him on probation and revoked his voting rights. Six months later, Exodus restored Paulk to the board, although not as chair.

MATTHEW GLAVIN

Glavin led the Atlanta-based Southeastern Legal Foundation from 1994 until he resigned under scandal in October 2000. The conservative public interest law firm battled Atlanta’s domestic partner ordinance and filed a “friend of the court” brief before the U.S. Supreme Court supporting the Boy Scouts of America’s efforts to bar gay scout leaders.

In 2000, Glavin pleaded guilty to public indecency for fondling a male undercover U.S. park ranger in a metro Atlanta park. His attorney said at the time that he entered the plea to spare his family and the legal group from embarrassment.
The ranger who cited Glavin at the Chattahoochee River National Recreation Area reported: “Mr. Glavin was masturbating his erect penis through his shorts. Mr. Glavin reached out and fondled my groin in a very sexual and lewd manner.”

MICHAEL JOHNSTON

Johnston appeared with his mother, Frances Johnston, in a controversial print ad under the headline “From innocence to AIDS.” A similar television commercial also appeared in 1998, dubbed “Mom.”

“My son Michael found out the truth — he could walk away from homosexuality. But he found out too late — he has AIDS,” Frances Johnston said in the television commercial. In the ad, Michael Johnston praised his mother for telling him “the truth that set me free.”

Johnston founded Kerusso Ministries and promoted National Coming Out of Homosexuality Day. But in 2003, Johnston shut down Kerusso and the conservative groups he worked with confirmed he had a “moral fall.” A Virginia man alleged he had a recent sexual relationship with Johnston, and that Johnson never revealed his HIV status.

by LAURA DOUGLAS-BROWN

Friday, January 20, 2006

My Cat is Fat

Went to the vet to have the cat checked out, and well, all was fine except that he weighed 20 lbs. Big boy! So the vet put him on a diet. Now my cat has always had a self feeder, so this is new for him.

Well guess what? He hates it. His food dish is in the laundry room, and when the housekeeper goes down to do laundry, she get attacked if she doesn't feed him. :) Kind of funny for me to watch, but she hates it.

The great thing about being the human god to my cat is he has no choice. I have threatened him with cat hell (the shower) to no avail, he still attacks the housekeeper. Oh well not much I can do. Maybe eventually he will give into his new routine. I do know one thing, he will loose some weight.

Onanite

Thursday, January 19, 2006

American Idol - Full of Cheap Shots

For some unknown reason I stopped channel surfing last night and landed on the TV show "American Idol." I have seen WAY too many ads for this show and well, I guess like many Americans I surrendered finally and watched.

My hit on this trash is that it basically revels in making fun of the inept folks who try out for the chance to become famous. I guess Americans (maybe all humans) love to see people make fools of themselves, and the show made sure there were a lot of fools to make fun of.

The saddest of the lot I believe was named Zack. Through out the show they had a teaser running based around the gender of this unknown individual. Finally they revealed Zack. A VERY effeminate young man with no talent whatsoever. I really felt sorry for the kid. Like the Jerry Springer Shows participants, Zack was there to be made fun of.

After letting the judges know his name, one asked, are you a guy or a girl. Come on, he said his name was Zack. Of course he was shot down after his audition, and then I guess the fun was to begin. They followed the poor kid out to his family and friends. Zack was obviously upset, and started blaming his denial of stardom on the fact that the judges were prejudiced against people who are "different."

Poor kid. I am sure he gets enough grief just being who he is, now with all the attention, it will only get worse. I have decided the show is not worth watching, it is basically just garbage.

Onanite

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Gluttony and Jerry Falwell

One of the neo-Christian masters of hate:



Hey Jerry .. do you read your Bible? Here are a couple verses you should check out you fat fuck.

POV 23:2 “Put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."

PHI 3:19 “Their destiny is destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their shame.”

Onanite

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Log Cabin Republicans

This group http://online.logcabin.org/ is very confusing to me. A bunch of queers, mostly gay men from what I can see on their website, wanting to be included in the Republican party. (Kind of like an African American wanting to be in the KKK.)

For reasons I cannot fathom they think they will somehow magically change the neo-Nazi agenda of the religious right. Of course they are never included in any of the discussions by the Republicans. They are treated by them as parasites.

I guess, like the early member of the Waffen SS in Germany, they are nationalist who try to integrate into their party. As history shows, the group they support, will eventually "get rid" of them. They are just simply delusional if they think otherwise.

How very sad that they voted for GW Bush in the last election. Are they just morons? In my book they are. I mean do they think right wing fascists like Judge Roberts, or the soon to be confirmed Judge Alito are going to uphold basic human rights?

What were these assholes thinking?

Onanite

Monday, January 16, 2006

Things I Don't Understand About Some Queers

Let me say first off, that (as you all know) I am a queer! I am out and proud. I do love all my "family," but there are some things I just don't get.

Lesbians

I of course understand women loving women, what I have never been able to understand is why a large percentage of lesbians want to look and act like men. I mean what is that all about? Many of these same women really HATE men it seems, but they dress, walk and try to talk just like them. I don't get it.

Then there is the weight thing. Why is being fat attractive to so many of these dykes? I mean fat is just ugly not to mention unhealthy. Why is it so popular among so many women?

Drag Queens

There of course has been a long history of drag queens in the gay male sub-culture. Drags seem to be a real click in almost every gay bar (sans the leather bars). Why for instance does a six foot four inch guy really need four inch heals? Although I find drag queens funny (some of them) I don't get the attraction to hugely uncomfortable outfits and the need to be more "woman" than M. Monroe. Sorry boys (or girls if you prefer) but I am a guy, and I really like looking at and connecting with other men. The majority of drag queens I know are tops. hmmm.

The Leather Scene

These guys are basically drag queens that think they look butch. All dressed up in ridiculous black leather, I have found that most of these guys are very effeminate. They of course hate drag queens, go figure. I think guys in full dress leather just look silly! The majority of leather queens I know are bottoms. hmmm.

Metropolitan Community Church

Huh, Christian queers? Okay I guess. I have been to a couple of these churches, there seem to be two types. Mostly lesbian churches, or mostly gay male churches. Both just seem to be a place for people to cruise. I guess it is better than a bar, but the hymns are just too much for me.

Oh well, that was just on my mind this AM, who the hell knows why.

Cheers,
Onanite

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Cute Guy on the Web - Check Him Out

I tell you what; there are some really cute guys on the internet for sure! I would have loved having the internet when I was a hot young stud, but alas, I am too old.

One of the HOTTEST guys online that I have come across is named Blake. Young Canadian guy, who is on the Flirt 4 Free site occasionally. Oh man, what a great guy. He hangs out for a few hours at a time in his underwear, waiting for guys (or girls I would bet) to ask him into a private session.

What I really like about Blake: He has a great personality! He keeps his mic on all the time, which I think is really hot. He has a wonderful laugh, and a great sense of humor. He loves to laugh, and always seems to pay attention to his admirers. Smart move Blake.

He is JUST knock down gorgeous too. Great body. His ass is to die for! His BIO states that he has an 8" unit, and he obviously has the balls to support that. Classic face that is very expressive and sweet.

I tell you all this guy is a real find! Check him out if you get a chance. I am going to try to convince him to come live with my partner and me. (hehehe) He will never have to work another day in his life.

Cheers
Onanite

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Happy Day After Friday 13!

Well we all made it I guess. Another myth busted. Have a good weekend everyone.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

"Christians" hate each other ... oh my

At the moment, Catholics, Protestants (all 1200 denominations in the US,) Mormons, Jehovah’s Witnesses etc. They all hang together like snot out of a baby’s nose. IF they were ever to get rid of us thinking folks, they would turn on each other like snakes in the grass.

Oh yeah, heaven is going to be a wonderful place. (snicker)

Onanite

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

The Magical Jesus and His Friends

I remember being a young child in Sunday school and one of the things our teachers talked about a lot were the miracles of Jesus. Being impressionable and a child, these stories really impressed me.

As I grew older I would attend healing services where the faithful would be healed. I watched closely as the faith healers would lengthen limbs and make the deaf hear, kind of. My grandmother would always attend the famous faith healer Kathryn Kulhman's services. Grandma had horrible arthritis, but never seemed to be healed. I used to love to watch the Kulhman show on TV, (with Dino at the Piano.) She was so "affected." People with an illness, always not seen, would walk onstage, or once in a while roll, and then be "healed."

As I grew older I started to notice that there were many very disabled folks in these services, none of which were ever healed. I started to wonder ... why does God seem to love to "lengthen" folk’s limbs, while leaving those with muscular dystrophy to waste away in their wheelchairs? Hmmmm. Why I wondered, if God is so powerful, would he not just zap the several thousand in the crowd all at once? I mean THAT would be a sight!

So the Bible says that "in the last days" there will be many miracles even greater than those reportedly performed by Jesus. Evangelical Christians are always mentioning that "we are in the last days" so where are the miracles? I sure don't see any. If anything, there seems to be a decline of these so called faith healers. My guess is that they are so easily found to be fakes.

What I do notice is that there are some really cool magicians who can be found online, TV, and in film. Penn and Teller (I love them,) David Copperfield (too much of a showman for me,) David Blaine etc. I wonder when the next super-Christian magician will appear?

Online I just saw this video of a guy walking through a pane of glass. I thought it was cool. Maybe he should start a church and wow the faithful with all sorts of cool little tricks. I'll bet he could really make some cash.

Oh well, just some thoughts ... What do you think?

Onanite

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Film Review - The Privileged Planet

film review by Charles G. Lambdin

Intelligent design (ID) is a dressing up of the old “argument from design,” with technical jargon added to lend a thin veneer of scientific credibility. ID advocates’ opportunistic tactics, which have more in common with politicians than scientists, have been described as the “wedge” strategy — an attempt to gain academic acceptance by maintaining a presence in academic and scientific venues.

A prime example of this is the film The Privileged Planet, a contemporary classic of pseudoscience. The film was produced by the Discovery Institute, a conservative think-tank whose expressed goal is the promotion of Intelligent Design. The film gained a degree of notoriety when the Discovery Institute boasted that The Privileged Planet was screening at none other than the Smithsonian Institute itself, with the implied endorsement of that august body. In fact, the Discovery Institute donated $16,000 to the Smithsonian, which by policy allowed the Discovery Institute to co-sponsor the film and to use the Smithsonian’s Baird Auditorium for its viewing. This naturally sparked an outcry from the scientific community, which led the Smithsonian to refuse the $16,000 donation, thereby withdrawing their co-sponsorship and any hint of endorsement. Although the Smithsonian was still contractually obliged to show the film, the screening ended up being an invitation-only event attended by ID sympathizers.

The film revolves around the authors of the book of the same title, Guillermo Gonzalez, an astrobiologist, and Jay W. Richards, a philosopher at the Discovery Institute (the book is published by Regnery). Their argument is that life is too improbably to have come about by chance, therefore there must be an Intelligent Designer. The film reviews the standard arguments for the necessary conditions that allow life to exist on Earth or elsewhere, such as that the planet must be in the “Goldilocks Zone” — the distance at which a planet reaches habitable temperatures. The film claims that if the earth were merely five percent closer to the sun temperatures would approach 900° Fahrenheit and all the water would boil off the earth. The type of star also has to be just right. If the sun were smaller, then the “Goldilocks Zone” would have to be closer. But if the earth were closer to the sun then its rotation rate might become fixed with its rate of orbit (as with our own moon), such that the same side of the earth would always face the sun, creating two lifeless sides — a cold, frozen side and a scorched, seared side. (The film ignores the transitional twilight zone between the dark side and light side in which life might exist.) Plate tectonics must diligently operate to recycle carbon; there must be an atmosphere rich in oxygen, liquid water, and a circulating, liquid iron core generating a magnetic field to deflect solar radiation. (Never mind the microbes found at thermal vents in the ocean or at significant depths in mines — which do not require oxygen.) The planet must be orbited by a large moon — our moon stabilizes the tilt of the earth, keeping the seasons temperate. The planet must be surrounded by larger planets in order to protect it from gigantic space debris that are absorbed by these larger planets before they can strike the earth. And the list goes on and on.


In short, a whole lot of things have to be a precise way in order for a planet to be habitable, and all of these factors must be present in order for life to exist on any planet. (Again, it could be argued that these are merely the factors that allow for a very specific type of life and are not even necessary for a number of earth creatures). In The Privileged Planet it is stated that if we assume that the odds of each of these factors occurring are the same, and if we fix these odds at one out of ten, then the odds of all of these conditions coming together in one location are 1/1,000,000,000,000,000. These odds are so remote, the authors conclude, that it is unlikely that a planet would be habitable due to chance alone, and so the best inference is design.

These odds might be remote, to be sure, but there are probably a lot of planets! This simple point is glossed over in the film. Interestingly, the film gives an estimate of more than 10,000 billion billion star systems in the universe, and 10 billion stars in the Milky Way galaxy. Oddly, no one in The Privileged Planet bothers to put such estimates together with the film’s 1/1,000,000,000,000,000 odds of habitability. To do so, we must estimate how many planets there are in the universe: If we assume that the odds that a star system contains one planet are one in a million and that there are 10,000 billion billion star systems, this leaves us with ten million billion planets in the cosmos.

Now if, as stated in The Privileged Planet, the odds that a planet is habitable are 1/1,000,000,000,000,000, or .0000000000001%, then contrary to what is claimed in the film it would be expected that there should be 10 habitable planets due to chance alone (10,000,000,000,000,000 x .000000000000001). However, the one-in-a-million odds that a star system contains at least one planet is a very conservative estimate! Astronomers who search for extra-solar planets find that about one in ten star systems they search contain planets. Using Gonzalez and Richard’s own odds of habitability, this suggests that there may be one billion habitable planets due to chance alone. And even this may be a conservative estimate! The odds of habitability presented in The Privileged Planet are, after all, rather arbitrary given how they were computed. To illustrate, scientists from the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research, in a paper on “Habitable Zones and the Number of Habitable Planets in the Milky Way,” using only part of the Drake equation estimate that there are 48 million habitable planets in our galaxy alone (http://biospace.nw.ru/astrobiology/Articles2002/Astrobio_franck_22_24.pdf). If this figure is in any way representative of other galaxies, then the number of habitable planets in the universe would be staggering.

The other arguments in The Privileged Planet amount to pointing to coincidences and citing them as evidence of a divine plan, which is, of course, a non sequitur. For example, it is suggested that Saturn and Jupiter were placed where they are so as to protect the earth from asteroids. (This is really no different from Voltaire’s joke in Candide that the Anabaptist drowned in the bay, therefore the bay was created so that the Anabaptist could drown in it! Everything works out for the best in this best of all possible worlds.)

Another claim made in the film is that the position of the earth in the solar system makes for perfect solar eclipses. It is only the perfect solar eclipse that has revealed the atmosphere of the sun to us and further allowed us to confirm Einstein’s idea that the light rays of other stars are bent by the sun’s gravity. A perfect solar eclipse would not be observable from other planets in the solar system. How can it be that the one place in the solar system from which these discoveries could have been made just happens to be the one place where there are observers to make them? Furthermore, one of the factors that contributes to the habitability of earth is its location in the galaxy. This location also makes an ideal place to do astronomy (there’s not a lot to block our view). From this, Gonzalez and Richards argue that there is “a high correlation between life and discovery.” The same factors that contribute to the earth’s habitability also seem to make us able to do science! It must therefore be the case that we were designed so that we could understand the universe and that the universe was designed such that it could be understood by us. (The subtitle of the book is “How Our Place in the Cosmos is Designed for Discovery.”)

I was baffled every time it was stated that there “is a high correlation between life and discovery.” I wanted to shout, “Yeah it’s high; it’s perfect; it’s a correlation of one!” It does not make sense to talk about science and discovery as though they could occur independently of life, which is done in the film by suggesting that the correlation “between life and discovery” could be anything less than perfect. If there is no life, no conscious beings, then who or what is doing the discovering? How can “discovery” exist without discoverers?

The thesis of The Privileged Planet is no different than the classic case of Presidential coincidences: Abraham Lincoln was elected to congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946. Lincoln was elected President in 1860, Kennedy in 1960. Both of their last names have seven letters. Both of their wives experienced the loss of child in the White House. Both were shot in the head on a Friday. Both were assassinated by Southerners and succeeded by Southerners. Lincoln was succeeded by Andrew Johnson, who was born in 1808. Kennedy was succeeded by Lyndon Johnson, who was born in 1908. Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth, has 15 letters in his name. Kennedy’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald, has 15 letters in his name. Both assassins were known by three names. Booth was born in 1839, Oswald in 1939. As I am unable to imagine otherwise, these coincidences are too great to have occurred due to chance alone, so there must be some Intelligent Assassin behind it. Thus runs the reasoning throughout The Privileged Planet.

Throughout the film much is made of the fact that we can “do” science at all. Why is it so surprising that we can figure things out about the universe? Such statements as, “We evolved to hunt and gather food, not to do astronomy,” display a complete lack of understanding of evolution. It doesn’t really make sense to say that we evolved to do anything. We just evolved. There is no reason to think that evolution is a teleological process and that we are evolving into anything in particular. Similarly, the statement that, “It is just so astounding that we can even understand the universe at all,” is not an observation; it’s a value judgment. If an occurrence seems near impossible to you, this only really says something about your beliefs regarding nature. (Why should one expect things to be other than the way they happen to be?) Coincidences are not evidence of mystical forces. Statistically unlikely events are, in the long run, likely to occur: There are 280 million people in America, therefore one-in-a-million odds will happen 280 times a day in America. It does not make sense to say that 280 miracles happen a day in the United States, any more than it should seem miraculous that someone will win a lottery.

Ignoring such facts, The Privileged Planet repeatedly beats into the viewer that the coincidences in nature require an Intelligent Designer. Intelligent Design theory begs the question by not having set an objective criterion for what is “too rare” or “too unlikely” or “too complex.” As Schopenhauer said, nothing more is implied by a premise than what is already contained in it. To say that habitable planets are uncommon only implies that they’re rare, not that they’re designed. And as we have seen, they may not be that rare.

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Monday, January 09, 2006

BLOG Surfing - Wandering the Web

I have for the last few hours been online checking out BLOGS from around the world. I find it very interesting. Some are very good, even great. I employ online translators to read postings from around the world. Some things that make me stop and read a BLOG:

Interesting titles
Full profile with picture
Nice formatting
Quick loading (although if you have pics of hot men, I am willing to wait)
Recent postings

I enjoy responding/commenting on BLOGS. I don't post negatives since I feel everyone deserves to post their beliefs online.

A quick way to randomly view BLOGS from all over is to click the button "Next Blog>>" at the top right of my page. Try it and you may just find some interesting people and ideas.

Cheers
Onanite

Sunday, January 08, 2006

"GAYDAR" Fades with Age

I remember being a young gay teen in Southern California in the 1970's. Wow what fun! I used to cruise the malls, beaches, parks, just about anywhere in my area and found other willing partners for fun and frolic. And I DID take advantage of it.

For those of you who do not know, GAYDAR is a queers (or sometimes straight folks) ability to spot other likeminded people. Some people have absolutely NO GAYDAR. Like most straight women in the 1950's who loved Liberace. I mean come on ... he was a total flamer! Paul Lynde on the Hollywood Squares and Bewitched TV shows, another over the top queen. But many never got it

If you truly have good GAYDAR, then you spot the not obvious folks who are gay. When I was young I was a master at it! Sadly, as I grow older my abilities are waning greatly. I don't know if it just that straight America is becoming so metro-sexual or what, but I am having the hardest time spotting the perennially closeted guys.

Last night I went through a drive thru fast food joint. Lots of really cute young guys working there, but they all looked gay to me. Now maybe the manager is an old queen like myself, or a classic fag hag, and is in the habit of employing the young family members, I do not know. What I do know is that I think I need to hand in my GAYDAR password.

Oh well...

Do you have good GAYDAR? Can you spot the true queers dykes and queen amongst us? Let me know.

Onanite

Saturday, January 07, 2006

"the Book of Daniel" (NBC Friday Nights)

Here is my review of the new TV show on NBC entitled "The Book of Daniel"


Initially I had heard nothing of this new show, and more than likely would have never even seen it. I found out about the show, and watched it because of the Christian right wing making such a fuss about the show, and trying to force its cancellation.

We now have the show on our DVR's weekly record cycle. :)

For those of you who do not know the basics of the show, they are as follows:

Episcopalian priest and his family live in an upscale neighborhood. Dad and mom with three older kids, one adopted from China. Attractive family (of course it’s TV) of very WASP types.

The show is basically about the family relating to each other, and the parish/city they live in. Overall I like the show, good acting and interesting plot. ALTHOUGH it did seem as if the writers were trying to pack WAY too much into the pilot episode. Daughter caught selling drugs, dad addicted to pain killers, gay son who's twin brother is dead (we don't know how or why yet) brother-in-law who has embezzled 3.2 million from the church, oversexed adopted son, mom who REALLY likes her martinis, grandmother who has Alzheimer’s, Catholic priest friend who has mafia connections.... see what I mean? A little too much.

That being said the two hour pilot went by quickly and was engaging. So what is the big deal? Why does the book-burning right wing want to bad the show? The only thing that really seems to stand out is the relationship of the main character (Daniel the priest) and Jesus.

Instead of just having Daniel pray to an unseen Christ, Jesus actually shows up, he is a reoccurring character in the show. Yup, dressed and looking like the Jesus we all grew up with on the Sunday school wall. This Jesus actually talks back.

For anyone with a brain, you can tell that this character is a vehicle, keeping Daniel centered. So what don't the Fundamentalist like? I mean I thought they all claim to have some personal relationship with Jesus right? I have heard many times from folks like Pat Robertson that "Jesus" has told him thus and so.

That being said, I found the character (actor/writing) a bit flat. Jesus seemed to be stuck in the late 60's or early 70's. He had really nothing profound to say, even though he showed up several times. I think the writers could do something with the character though, and it was not enough to put me off from the series. We shall see.

Will the show make it? That is hard to say. Because of all the controversy stirred up by the religious right, I am sure viewer ship is higher than it would have been otherwise, so many more people will be exposed to it. I know I will give it a chance to grow on me.

Onanite

Friday, January 06, 2006

Pat Robertson and his Hate Filled God

Well I guess Pat Robertson is at it again. God is punishing Prime Minister Ariel Sharon for giving land back to the Palestinians.

Good old Pat seems to have the ability to blame everything bad that happens on either the people it happens to, or on liberals and gays. Take the miners for instance that just a few days ago died in the accident in West Virginia. Many of them were Christians, so I am sure Robertson will blame homosexuals in the country for God allowing the miners to die. Just watch, he will. As for me, I blame the greedy owners for not taking care of the conditions at the mine.

Does Rev Robertson really believe the crap that comes out of his own mouth? Remarkable! Then of course his low IQ followers just tag along, like the dumb sheep they are.

(Shaking my head)

Onanite

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Fundamentalist Christians and their Silly Ideas

Fundamentalist Christians and their Silly Ideas

Here are just a few of the ridiculous ideas many fundamentalist Christians of today hold:

God

This is supposed to be some sort of lone ranger who has always existed, no beginning and no end. He, and Christians always make the point that God is a “he,” seems to have no real purpose, it just exists. (Why would God be a he if there is no she God is beyond me.) Anyway this being, spirit, whatever seems to get bored with being alone in the universe. Who wouldn’t? So being all powerful God starts on a building project. Not too ambitious by human standards, he seems to stop after only 6 days. (He needs a rest) Anyway on to more ideas …

Heaven

A place where after a short time on earth a very few people get to go to, forevermore. They talk of heaven being beautiful, with no pain, discomfort, or sorrow. Sounds good huh? Until you really start thinking about billions upon billions of years of … what? I guess we all get mansions, I suppose that appeals to the poor, but I can tell you from experience, all of us spend time at home in the same places, and ultimately we all need very little room to be happy. There is a great movie out there entitled “Heaven” (1997) by Diane Keaton. She asks people, documentary style, about their views on heaven. Rent it if you can find it.

I personally don’t find anything really appealing about living for eternity in a place that would bore me after only a few years.

Hell

This is where Christianity really gets hateful and weird. This “supreme” being has created an anti-heaven for all the bad people i.e. anyone who does not accept Jesus as their personal savior. I mean who wouldn’t want Hitler to be cast into hell right? But Hitler will not be the only one there, so will Gandhi! Actually you can live a superb life, free of hate and sin and guess what? You still go to hell after your very short life span.

Now I do believe in punishment for wrongdoing. If I had children, (and we are all supposed to be God’s children) I would want to correct them, and have them become good people. I mean that is the reason for punishing kids right? I mean people don’t punish their kids just because they like to see them suffer I would hope. There are those mentally ill folks who get some sort of thrill out of inflicting pain on kids, is that what God is like?

I would venture to add that we as adults would never consider torturing our kids or others we love for all eternity. So am I better than God? I sure could not do it could you?

Angels and Demons

Basically they are the same, and once Satan and his demons were angels. They were right up there in the presence of God. Worshiping their creator. What happened then? Well fundamentalist Christians believe that Satan (then known as Lucifer) and a remarkable 1/3 of all the other angels just got tired of heaven. (Hmmm, see above) They rebelled and were cast out of the presence of God.

Somewhere down the line, we know not how long, God decides to create Adam in God’s likeness, (Dick and all I guess.) Most of us know the story, Adam got kind of bored with just hanging out in paradise with God, so the Supreme Being created a chick, Eve.

Satan I guess decides to screw things up, and seduces Eve; she then says to herself, I am going to take Adam with me. From that time forward we humans have to put up with Satan and his demons tempting us, and causing evil in our world. Right wing Christians even believe God gives Satan control over the Earth. I guess we are kind of screwed huh?

Again, back to my “If I had kids” analogy. I would protect them from bad influences and people or things that would corrupt them. The God of Christianity seems to want us to fall. The concept is foreign to me, and once again I ask myself, am I more compassionate than God?

So there are just a few of what I think are silly ideas. What do you think? If you have more, please leave a comment.

Onanite

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

... Done

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

Well, we are now into the year 2006! I remember it being 1970 as a kid and thinking.... WOW, 1970! How time flies.

Hope you all had a safe and fun New Years Eve. Mine was very cool.

Ciao

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